If she doesn’t scare the hell out of you a little, she’s not the one.
(via aintitjessjess)

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

trebled-negrita-princess:

I like this game

trebled-negrita-princess:

I like this game

terrakion:

"im not a racist" says the white boy after just saying how hes unattracted to black people and then saying it was just a misunderstanding when hes called out for it

terrakion:

"im not a racist" says the white boy after just saying how hes unattracted to black people and then saying it was just a misunderstanding when hes called out for it

amazingkilljoy:

I really love this guy

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

thisgingeris-sp00ky:

the-mechanics-of-a-girl:

thisgingeris-sp00ky:

petition for robin thicke to be launched into the sun

my sources say that that would be illegal, but the lines are blurred so let’s go with yes.

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morelikesnakejailattractive:

Favorite joke of 2014

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying