Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
I like this game
"im not a racist" says the white boy after just saying how hes unattracted to black people and then saying it was just a misunderstanding when hes called out for it
I really love this guy
my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
petition for robin thicke to be launched into the sun
my sources say that that would be illegal, but the lines are blurred so let’s go with yes.
Favorite joke of 2014
There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.
This is the best description ever
If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying